What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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A View to a Kill

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-J W Pepper

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Have you ever met somebody so stupid that they made you question how they survived this long?

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

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From Russia With Love

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.